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Hard Ketones with Ketohol
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a superior-to-alcohol alternative
"the mice were stumbling"
Hard Ketones offers a unique buzz without alcohol (nor THC, Kratom, Kava, or jungle herbal elixirs). They feature patented Ketohol (R 1,3 Butanediol). Originally researched by Dr. Veech for therapeutic use, because it elevates blood ketones, but he discarded it because "the mice were stumbling". Frank, the Hard Ketones Founder, a decade later revived the molecule and thought people might like a healthier buzz, that suppresses appetite with no hangover!
A superior-to-alcohol alternative
Alcohol is obsolete
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No Hangover
Improves Sleep
Suppresses Appetite
Curbs Craving More
Converts in the Liver
to Ketones,
a Healthy Molecule
Converts in the Liver
to a Toxin
Called Acetaldehyde
Cheap Options
Drink/eat less, $ave
Acquired Taste
Ketohol
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What critics and fans are saying
Please read these comments to see if Hard Ketones are right for you. They are an acquired taste and tends to work for most, but not all, e.g. ssris & kratom users
Don’t expect this to taste perfect - a lingering aftertaste, but quite frankly, I DID get a buzz
Real Buzz with No Booze Is No Lie! Sure, it's pricey but it's SO much better for you than alcohol
Yay!!!! Been wanting to stop alcohol because it is literally poison, don’t like THC anymore and this is great!!!! G and T tastes delicious as well!!! Problem solved, thank you!!!
Acquired taste but excellent alcohol alternative
A Healthier Path Forward. The ultimate solution for individuals seeking a break from alcohol.
This stuff worked great for me and the taste was honestly better than most adult beverages.
Improved Taste & Potency - Great alternative as a social lubricant rather than the toxicity from alcohol... FYI - in ketosis since July 2019
flavor is tolerable with a good amount of ice, however the effects felt really great!
Best alcohol alternative I've found - The taste is pretty good, when acquired. It's hard to explain, but one can does give me some sort of buzz... –>
... I've swapped a can for the 2 glasses of wine I used to drink per night. Again, not cheap, but I sleep MUCH better and still get that relaxed feeling.
The Science
clinical trials & papers
not for sport
Didn't help running v. carbs:
J Sci Med Sport 2019 Jun
Didn't help Cycling:
It was noted, "low levels of dizziness, nausea, and euphoria were reported."
Int J Sport Nutr Exerc 2019 Sep
for longevity
Reverse age-associated vascular dysfunction & improve the quality of life in the elderly
Am J Physiol Heart Circ Physiol 2022 Mar
Less damaging than alcohol to CNS and reproductive hormones
J Pharmacol Exp Ther 1981 Feb
curbs appetite
"All concentrations... decreased food consumption."
J Pharmacol Exp Ther 2021 Nov
Non-toxic calorie source that could lower blood glucose.
Fed Proc 1975 Nov
help withdraw
In rats, significantly reduced tremors and convulsions associated with alcohol withdrawal.
Science 1976 Dec 10
* All studies cited used racemic 1,3 butanediol
FAQ
All breathalyzers and urine tests will test for ethanol alcohol, or the byproduct acetaldehyde. So it will not show up. But you can still get a DUI (like you would for THC) so don't drive if impaired. As for blood tests, once a higher end blood test gave a false positive. It is best to show your employer/parole officer what you wish to take.
No. Hard Ketones are not for pregnant women or anyone under the age of 21.
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Everyone's physiology is different. About 20% of people report not feeling the buzz. Please note that it may be less effective if you have a high alcohol tolerance and that Ketohol will not work for people taking SSRIs or kratom.
notice
• Not for athletic performance. This is more of a relaxing drink. Maybe post workout.
• Do not drive if impaired.
• Not for pregnant women and not recommended for people under 21.
• Does not work for SSRIs, SNRIs, or Kratom users.